Monday, October 10, 2011

A trip I like!

I just started hating travelling of late. Planning the dates, watching airfares, booking the hotels, packing junk, checklists, cameras, blah blah..I am so done with it. This is not a pleasure trip- This is just an organized crap where fun is sought by everyone involved just coz they paid a good deal of money. There are always around 25 hundred strangers from all different directions waiting to go to the same bloody place where you want to go to, on the very same day, wanting to upload their picture on facebook at the end of the trip and waiting for their lazy friends to ‘like’ it!!!.. Do you see a point? Its just freaking boring, don’t you think?

I believe any trip that involves a planning phase that extends more than 10 minutes is not worth it. Think about getting up in the morning, getting into your car and just leaving the apartment without knowing where you are headed. Have you done that lately? Well, have you done that ever?

Take the car and just get out!. No plan, no destination, and surely, no GPS!!.

I like to go to a gas station where I have never filled my tank before, preferably on a road that is just about to get steep and curvy, may be close to a mountain whose name I have no clue about!. A stop over after 3 long hours of driving and a pitcher of nice chill beer after that!!.

Stop the car somewhere and take a walk, ask someone where you are. Talk to a stranger and talk to a kid - Strangers and Kids are the reservoirs of wisdom, You always get something new and something worth remembering. Stand on the sidewalk and look at people! Just look at them. Don’t observe, Don’t try to pay attention. They are there at that moment, so just look at them quietly. People crossing the roads, kids going around in their bikes, some happy ones and some casual ones. Couples walking by the street with their hands together, guys romancing and girls giggling. Just imagine how the same place would look, if you ain’t there at that moment!.. Picture the same place without people in it!. Give your mind some best possible imagination tests and evaluate yourself.

Walk up to a couple and ask if they want you to take a picture of them. On return, ask them to take a picture of you, but in their camera. Just smile at them and walk away when you get that whos-this-crazy-lunatic look!

Find a coffee place. A coffee shop closed by walls on all the sides will only help your imagination as much as an airport restroom will do. Find a spot where you can see the road, look at the trees and watch the kids. Go up to the waiter and say that it is the best coffee you ever had and you will be back the next day the very same time.

Find a place to crash and get yourself a simple meal. Go for a midnight walk. Just imagine your ex girlfriend or boyfriend is walking along with you, but this time just the way you wanted them to be - quite.

Find a book shop, buy some good books and read a lot! Sleep while you are still reading and find the book upside down on your chest the next morning. Go to a new place the next day and do some new crazy stuff that you haven’t done before. Spend a night or two and hit the road while your heart is still craving for more of what you are doing.

Play some good songs and drive back home.

No pictures to upload and no stories to tell people. Not only that it is different this time, but it is much better..

Again, don’t plan but just do it!!.

Wednesday, March 9, 2011

Facebook "dislikes"

5 facebook users I humbly dislike and wouldn't mind living without -

1. People who "like" thier own photos and status updates
If you are so obsessed with yourself, why sharing them with others in the first place?..

2. Guys who suggest their friends to me
If I want to be friend with your friends, dont worry, I will find a way to get to them. I didn't sigup for a friendmaker service when I approved u!

3. Girls who write personal conversations on other's wall [such as "Why didnt u turn up for the party last night?"]
This is the last thing I want to see popping up on my homepage while I'm looking for updates from my friends -FB has a message option if you haven't heard before. Use it for Christ's sake!

4. People who have less than 10 friends
Take my words -If u r someone who only 10 ppl wanted to be friend of, chances are no one really cares "what's in your mind".. Learn to live without Facebook!

5. Well, I will leave this one for you!.. after all I don't like to sound too cynical :)

Sunday, January 30, 2011

6 grams gold!

If I had known about blogs, I would have written this one a long time ago when it actually happened. I was in my 12th standard then..


I got panicked to see the peon and a police constable entering my classroom and asking my Maths teacher permission to take me to the head master’s room. The 40 seconds walk from my classroom to the head master’s office felt more like marching to the death row. But sometimes life has a pleasant surprise for you just when you don’t expect one. When I walked in to his office, my headmaster congratulated me and told me that I had won a prize in the state level essay writing competition conducted by the Tamilnadu police department a month ago. My essay was selected third best from some 400+ participants and the prize was a 6 grams gold medal. Finally my heartbeat started becoming normal.

The prize distribution ceremony was planned very grand. I received an invitation card addressed to me and my family 2 weeks before the function. I wasn't quite sure if my mom or my dad or my sisters would be willing to attend the function. For them, I thought, it would be just another prize I bring home excited to put it on the showcase with the other ones. Though my dad said he might not be able to make it to the function due to work, my mom and sisters were okay to attend. I was happy that they appreciated the fact that this one was special and certainly different from the other prizes I had received thus far.

Assistant commissioner of TN police was the chief guest for the function. The entire arrangement looked like as though it was some kind of a family function of some minister or some wealthy industrialist. The function was held at Nani Palkhiwala auditorium in Mani school, Coimbatore. A huge number of police higher officials some in their khaki uniforms and some in suites all coming in government cars, meticulous arrangements, spectacular stage decorations, all made me a little nervous. I was asked to sit in the third row from the stage with the other winners and runners. I met my mom and my two sisters outside the auditorium before I got in. They said my father was not able to come as he got caught up with the work. The last few rows were allotted for the parents, guests and others. They said they will be sitting there.

10 minutes before the function started, the huge auditorium was jam-packed with people. I saw only heads everywhere and the place became too noisy that I could hardly hear the person sitting next to me. The function started with a usual welcome note. It took almost 2 hours to get to the prize distribution part. Before the prize distribution, the speaker explained to the crowd about the details of the competition, the topics given to the students, how many schools participated and how the selection process was carried out so on and so forth. I was trying to get a glimpse of my mom and my sisters for almost 2 hours but there was no way I could spot them through this huge crowd. The chief guest said that he would be happy to welcome anybody from the student’s family if they would wish to. I did not worry much about it until I noticed all the first five runner-ups going to the stage with their father or mother or both. There was this one guy (I think it was the second runner up) went on to the stage with 4 other people. They must be his father, mother, brother and sister. Now I started worrying. I knew my mom wouldn’t be ready to come with me to a stage this big. She is a little shy by nature when it comes to such matters; so are my sisters. They wouldn’t mind coming to the stage if my mom was there too, but I knew that wasn't going to happen anyway. Besides, I had no way of asking them if they could come with me because I had no idea where they were sitting. I was still trying to find them in the crowd without losing focus from the names being called on the stage.

It was the tenth and the last runner up award and the assistant commissioner of police was spending at least few moments with every parent shaking hands and congratulating them and giving pose for the photographs. At this point, I started breaking down. I was sure that it would be awkward to go to the stage all alone and collect the award when everyone else was accompanied by somebody from their family. I realized I was missing my dad. Had he been there that time, he would have surely come with me to the stage, I thought.

My father is a retired educational officer and a head master. He always insists that one should not depend on others when it comes to things that one can do on his own. I don't remember him ever asking me if I finished my homework if I was prepared for exam, etc

He never dropped me or walked me to the school except the very first day of my kindergarten.

“School is close by and we know he can walk. Why do you have to go with him to the school like a bodyguard?” he would tell my mom.

He gets furious if he sees some lady on the street carrying her kid’s school bag while walking him to the school. According to my father, it is the first thing in the kid’s life that makes him irresponsible.

“If he is not learning how to take care of his duties at this age, he is never going to learn that in his lifetime” he says.

I grew up with those words and they always make sense to me till this day. Sometimes he goes to extremes and his words would start sounding cold, but if there was one thing that me and my sisters learned from it, it was the “self-reliance”, which has always helped us in our life.

That was exactly the thing that went on in my mind when my name was called on the stage. I decided there was no point in looking for my mom and sisters anymore. I am just going to go there and collect the award all by myself. I knew I was going to be first one to go there without anybody, but I thought it was okay. I was mentally prepared.

I stood up from my seat and walked towards the stage. The crowd gave me a big ovation (Remember I was the first one from the “ winner's category” going to the stage! The names of the first and second prize winners were yet to be announced and mine was the first winner award after 10 runner-ups) I climbed up on those steps and spent a second or two getting a good glimpse of the crowd gathered in the huge auditorium. I went to the assistant commissioner of police, wished him good evening and shook hands with him. He congratulated me for the award and asked “Anyone from your family?”. I took a moment trying to think what to say. And when I was about to open my mouth I saw him smiling and shaking hands with somebody standing beside me. I just turned to my side and there was my father standing right next to me. My father looked at my baffled face and just smiled. Apparently he wanted to be there with me when I needed him the most. I did not thank him for what he did. Never did I get a chance to tell him how much his presence meant to me there on that evening.
I heard somebody from the downstage saying “Can you all please look at this side and smile for a photo?”.
I still have that picture in my home and I consider it way more precious than the 6 grams gold medal I received!

Tuesday, January 11, 2011

Y M B A F (You Might Be A Facebookaholic if....)

Its been a while since the last post on my blog and I should say it feels good to write something after a long time. I didn't write for a while not because I did not get time or anything; In fact I had a lot of time but I think its because I did not come across anything really special that made me sit and write about it.

Anyway, couple of days ago while I was reading some article I came across this term "Facebookaholic". The term is self-explanatory and you probably might have guessed, it refers to a person who is addicted to Facebook, obsessed with "facebooking", spends really a lot of time on facebook, blah blah..

I should admit I spend a lot of time on facebook but I was wondering if I could call myself a "facebookaholic". I wasn't quite sure. As a matter of fact no one knows to what extend you can let somebody live this addictive, overly-gregarious, so called social life before you can "officially" call him a "Facebookaholic".

Are you a "Facebookaholic"?

I suddenly remembered the famous "You might be a redneck if.." video of Redneck comedian Jeff Foxworthy.
He lists out things that he came up with, which tells you if you are a redneck or not!! ..
This is the youtube link if you have never watched the video.

I thought I see a way out of this..I decided to come up with a list of things that will tell you if you are a facebookaholic or not..

Here is the list of Y M B A F (You Might Be A Facebookaholic if....).. :)

  • Before you click a picture of something with your camera, while you are looking at the object through the view finder , Instead of thinking how the picture will look, if your mind started thinking what comments your friends are going to add on your facebook when you upload it......................................You Might Be A Facebookaholic (YMBAF)

  • You see yourself completely lost in some random thoughts and having no clue of where you are and what you are doing. You come back to reality after a minute or 2 andif you find your fingers still clicking the FaceBook button on the home page hoping to see some new udpates from your friends......................................Y M B A F

  • You got a new baby and you upload her photos to a fresh new facebook profile that you just created ON THE BABY's NAME......................................Y M B A F

  • After you open a notification email from your mail box sent by facebook with a comment somebody has just posted on your wall and finished reading it, if you ever see yourself opening your facebook page and reading the same comment once again......................................Y M B A F

  • If you are feeling lonely and started thinking that the entire world is rejecting you and ignoring your existence because there was no comment added under the photo that you uploaded an hour ago...................................... Y M B A F

  • If you have ever visited ehow.com page on "How to kick your farmville addiction"...................................... Y M B A F

  • If you upgraded your phone to a smartphone because facebook is blocked by your company network......................................Y M B A F

  • If you ever find yourself searching for a "like" button under a painting in an art museum......................................Y M B A F

And the last but not least..

  • You stumble upon somebody in facebook and you think you might know him but you are not quite sure. You go to his profile to find out who he is and where he is from.. If you looked totally like an idiot after a minute when you found that dude in your own friends list ......................................You Definitely Are A FaceBookaholic................. :)

:)